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 Posted: Aug 19, 2019 03:57AM
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Two old men were sitting in church. One man leans over and says "My butt's falling asleep." The second man replies, "I know. I've heard it snore three times already."

 Posted: Aug 18, 2019 03:59PM
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Norway requires any warship passing through Norwegian waters to have a bar code painted on the sides.
Why? So they can scan da navy in.

 Posted: Aug 16, 2019 02:22PM
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A horse wanders into a bar. The Bartender asked him, "Why the long face?".

 Posted: Aug 16, 2019 08:22AM
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A duck waddles into a bar, the bartender say's what'll you have? a shot and a beer, and put it on my bill.

 Posted: Aug 16, 2019 07:07AM
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We decided to get rid of the Hoover. It was only collecting dust after all.